playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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