Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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