But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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