I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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