Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
