stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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