I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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