Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
No subtext here. People are naked.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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