i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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