Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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