I can't watch pbs sober anymore
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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