you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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