Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
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