My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
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