He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
