You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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