Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
whose ass print is on the piano?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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