That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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