whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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