...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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