Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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