I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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