who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
She bit a glass in half.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
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