im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
