Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Randomize
