If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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