i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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