The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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