What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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