i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I am one with the molecules
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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