Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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