I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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