The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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