Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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