Little spoons don't ask big questions
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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