Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I am mentally ready for anal.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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