I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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