quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Someone shattered a urinal.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
did you just send me my own nude
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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