Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
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