brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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