margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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