Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i think i scared a bird with my dick
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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