Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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