you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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