Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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