I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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