East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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