Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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