Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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