I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Randomize
